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one liners?

what are some awesome one-liners?

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1. I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
2. deja'vu all over again----------Yogi Berra
3. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle A closed mind is a good thing to lose A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves Take care of your character and your reputation will take care of itself Talk is cheap, barbers give it away free with haircuts