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What one liners or dirty jokes can we tell him?

My friend has a boyfriend named Reese, but we all call him Peanut Butter cup....what type of one liners or jokes she tell him? She wanted something to say during sex but we are looking for all types of jokes!

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1. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal / Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most / Be safety conscious: 80% of people are caused by accidents / The problem with sex in the movies is the popcorn usually spills
2. oh dang im a lesbian to be going out wit u
3. "There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's". "I tried payday, but it wasn't as filling as you". "I like chocolate but peanut butter really turns me on more".