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Some good one liners to write on shirts?

I am a girl. I need some good one-liners to write on my shirk. Also if possible can any body suggest some methods on how to write on a shirt?

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1. "Like my shirt?" There's special machinery to design and print stuff on a shirt. Google magic!
2. airbrush would be best. brain fart on the one liners, sorry.
3. I have a t-shirt that says. Please don't say something stupid and make me kill you
4. no idea
5. Got Tit's?...Me either!
6. Iron on transfer paper can be printed out on your pC's printer but you have to reverse the text or itll come out backwards. How about "Paris Sux" "Help Im trapped in a sweatshop in China" "Nothing succeeds like a budgie" "There is no gravity the earth sux"
7. Get off my Back!
8. go to micheals and purchase some markers design to write on shirts . they are 2 dollars to 4 and it looks really really good. here are some ideas on what you can write on ur shirts 1. "i'm with stupid > 2. I used to listen to my parents but thatnice stranger with candy has better advice 3. _____ have more fun (mine says vegetarians have more fun i got it from Urban outfitters) 4.DIE 5.I love PIE
9. My husband and I wear these shirts we found at a flea market. His says Chic magnet with a picture of a little chick on it and mine says Psycho magnet. We get laughs everywhere we go when we wear them.
10. Go to a local craft store, they sell iron on transfers, it is special paper. You just design something on the computer and print it on a regular ink-jet printer but on the special paper, then you can iron the pattern onto the shirt, instructions should be included with the transfers and there are different ones for light and dark shirts. As for one liners, it depends if you are looking for clean jokes, attention grabbers, smartass stuff or what? you could try some of these: Don't Look you look like your expecting to see some smartass quote shirts dont have to be cleaver hug here your about to get slapped front You are here those are just some that came to mind, sorry their so lame. but check the craft stores for the transfers, then you can just by plain t-shirts and make your own, much cheaper than having them made.
11. 1. "girls just wanna have fun" 2. "God made eve, because adam couldnt do it alone" 3. "hott girls like hott boys, so leave me alone"! 4. "Flirting burns calories" 5. "tell me your story and i'll tell you mine"
12. 1. young, beautiful & yours 2. "what are you looking @, never seen a gorgeous beauty in person?" 3. look but don't touch 4. hehe! or.... 5. if looks could kill, i did my job~look in the cemetery.(creepy)
13. "yes, they're real" or "my eyes are up here" with an arrow pointing up. :)
14. ummm my personal favorite is "looks like jesus, plays like judas, throws like mary" but hey im a boston girl so im biased ;) if u dont know what it means than thats ok..if ur a red sox fan then u know exactly who that refers to....selling ur soul..so easy a caveman can do it ;)
15. front: how to keep an idiot entertained for 5 minutes (see back) back: how to keep an idiot entertained for 5 minutes (see front) then see how many people run around you reading your shirt =D lol
16. "I Wish These Were Brains" on the frontof your shirt...