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Akhil gunning for Commonwealth gold Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 9:23AMNew Delhi, Mar 10 : Determined to end his medal drought at the international level, Olympian Akhil Kumar today asserted that he will be gunning for gold at the 5th Commonwealth Boxing Championships to be held here from March 12.
Egypt's top Muslim cleric dies of heart attack Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 8:43AMCAIRO - Top Egyptian cleric Sheik Mohammed Sayed Tantawi, whose moderate views angered conservative Muslims, died of a heart attack Wednesday during a visit to Saudi Arabia, the state-owned news agency reported. He was 81.
Pac-10 basketball: As Ernie Kent era closes, a video look back at his greatest Oregon team (notes, links) Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 8:40AMAs Oregon prepares for what could be Ernie Kent's final game, a video look back at one of his great seasons.
Sick ships: Cruises see rise in norovirus cases Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 8:30AMMore than 400 passengers were sickened by the norovirus on a Celebrity Cruise lines ship in mid-February. That outbreak of gastrointestinal illness is one of eight to hit cruise ships in 2010 — with four in just one week, according to the CDC.
President, First Lady Commemorate International Women’s Day Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 8:14AMBy Shiraz Mukarram - President Obama and first lady Michelle Obama started a ceremony to mark International Women’s Day with a bit of a comedy routine.
Split gives Badgers disappointing end to season in Minnesota Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 8:02AMMINNEAPOLIS — To sum up the Badgers’ weekend in one word, “disappointing” works quite nicely. Given the chance to close out the regular season on a high note, the third-ranked Wisconsin men’s hockey team could only manage a split with rival Minnesota.
Phone-sex cleaners slip up with a half Monty script Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 7:18AMDIRTY DUSTING
Higgins' NHL fantasy index - March 10 Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 6:06AMThe kids are all right.
Egypt's top Muslim cleric dies of heart attack Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 5:52AMCAIRO (AP) -- Top Egyptian cleric Sheik Mohammed Sayed Tantawi, whose moderate views angered conservative Muslims, died of a heart attack Wednesday during a visit to Saudi Arabia, the state-owned news...
Egypt's top Muslim cleric dies of heart attack Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 4:59AMTop Egyptian cleric Sheik Mohammed Sayed Tantawi, whose moderate views angered conservative Muslims, died of a heart attack Wednesday during a visit to Saudi Arabia, the state-owned news agency
Marvelous mistakes: When food goes wrong, sometimes it's so right Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 9:31PMMost new foods and recipes are the result of tireless tinkering by cooks or food companies seeking fresh flavors, textures or combinations. But recipes and foods discovered purely by accident are as rare as a hard freeze in the Golden Gate City and as unique as a man who turns a youthful blunder into a frozen treat millions enjoy on hot summer days.
Belt Desperately Needs New Water Tank, Residents Could Help Foot the Bill Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 7:31PMResidents of Belt could soon be paying more on their monthly water bill. The tank that supplies water to the tiny town is falling apart and if it is not replaced soon, those who live there could be left high and dry.
(White, Male) Screenwriters Speak in Tales From the Script Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 7:12PMNot surprisingly for a documentary on the trials, tribulations, and occasional triumphs of being a Hollywood screenwriter, Tales From the Script is full of wry one-liners, well-spun anecdotes, and pithy observations on the movie-making industry. Guinevere Turner pulls off all of the above ...
Softball. Softball Splits With Valparaiso Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 6:07PMKatie Murphree struck out eight Valparaiso batters to help propel the Marshall University softball team (14-7) to a 8-0, five inning shutout in game one on Tuesday afternoon. The Herd would then fall 6-4 to the Crusaders (13-5) in the second game at Dot Hicks Field.
Major League Baseball 2K10 (PlayStation 3) Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 5:41PMIf you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Somebody must have scribbled that cheesy old catchphrase on the wall at Visual Concepts sometime in the past year, because the developer has made Major League Baseball 2K10 look and feel a lot like recent entries in the Sony-only MLB: The Show series.
To Keep Guests, Fast Food Loses the Fiberglass Decor Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 5:25PMWith its slate floors and subdued lighting, Arne Jacobsen-inspired egg-chairs and printed wall panels by French architect Philippe Avanzi, a certain lunch spot in Manhattan’s uber-hip Chelsea district fits right in with the nearby boutiques and art galleries.
Beyond Sanctions: How to Solve the Iranian Riddle Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 5:24PMPro-democracy campaigners need time to achieve their aims. There's no time left
Arrests Throw Afghan Taliban Into Disarray Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 5:06PMPakistani security forces have arrested about half of the Afghan Taliban's leadership over the past few weeks, throwing the group's leadership into disarray. That could hamper the Taliban's operations against U.S. and NATO forces in Afghanistan, stall any potential peace negotiations and usher in more hard-line replacements.
'Lost in Yonkers' serves up laughter and anguish, family style Tuesday, March 9, 2010 @ 5:04PMOn a hot Sunday in 1942, Eddie Kurnitz, deeply in debt to a loanshark, foists his two teenage sons off on his steel edelweiss mother. Grandma Kurnitz has survived horrors aplenty in her life, "und I didn't cry," she informs the boys, who will spend the next 10 months in her oppressive household in Yonkers. It turns out that this Wicked Witch of the sixth borough didn't cry because she abhors ...
Life without Savard starts for Bruins Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 10:21PMNot only must life go on, but it must go better if the Bruins are to hold onto a playoff spot. Game three of a seven-game road trip is also the first game of an undetermined number without No. 1 center Marc Savard, who is recovering from a Grade 2 concussion sustained Sunday at Pittsburgh.
Bruins find it's time to step up game Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 10:01PMNot only must life go on, but it must go better if the Bruins are to hold onto a playoff spot.
Jests, jabs abound at Rotary Show Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 9:01PMSheriff Scott Steward, Commissioner Jill Shockley Siggins, West Park Hospital and others took their licks during the 59th annual Cody Rotary Show last weekend.
5. KLCI dips on profit-taking Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 8:50PMKUALA LUMPUR: Share prices on Bursa Malaysia yielded to profit-taking after an impressive gains on Monday.
BURSA MALAYSIA: KL Shares Lower In Early Trading On Profit-taking Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 8:15PMKUALA LUMPUR, March 9 (Bernama) -- Shares prices on Bursa Malaysia were lower Tuesday, in early trade, prompted by profit-taking activities after yesterday's sharp gains, dealers said.
People: Oscar 'Kanye moment' stuns viewers Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 8:12PMAlso: Betty White going on 'SNL'; Sean Penn in dust-up with estranged wife's beau?
KL shares lower in early trade due to profit-taking Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 7:59PMSHARES prices on Bursa Malaysia were lower today, in early trade, prompted by profit-taking activities after yesterday's sharp gains, dealers said.
KL SHARES LOWER IN EARLY TRADING ON PROFIT-TAKING Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 7:44PMKUALA LUMPUR, March 9 (Bernama) -- Shares prices on Bursa Malaysia were lower today, in early trade, prompted by profit-taking activities after yesterday's sharp gains, dealers said.
Bears' Beagle having dog-gone good year in own right Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 6:53PMGoal production down, but Bear part of Hershey's key fourth line.
Disputed compost facility to go before state water board Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 5:29PMVICTORVILLE • The local water quality board Wednesday could issue one of the last permits Nursery Products needs before it can break ground on a sewage sludge composting facility near Hinkley. But the chairperson of a citizens-based group opposing...
Warren Buffett -- The Oracle's Greatest Hits: Poll Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 8:11AMWarren Buffett's annual letter to shareholders includes at least five minutes of stand-up comedy material -- and now readers of 'TheStreet' pick their favorite of the Buffett one-liners.
Empire Today® Achieves an "A+" Rating from the Better Business Bureau® (BBB) Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 8:00AMNORTHLAKE, Ill.----Empire Today, LLC, a national leader in the installed home improvements and home furnishings industry, has been elevated to an “A+” with the Better Business Bureau’s grading system.
Oscars 2010: Reviewing a mediocre Academy Awards telecast Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 7:43AMIf you follow me on Twitter, you know most of my thoughts on last night's Academy Awards telecast. For those who don't (or for those who want to relive the same complaints 12 hours later), a review of the Oscar show coming up just as soon as I hijack my fellow winner's speech...
“Precious” Win for Waterford Native Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 7:29AMSunday night was indeed “Precious” for the Waterford native who wrote the screenplay, “Precious,” based on Sapphire's novel "Push."
'Hurt Locker' is best picture, wins six Oscars Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 7:18AMThe final score: David 6, Goliath 3.
Nigeria : The Stanley Macebuh Transition - Macebuh - Cuts Above the Cut Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 6:17AMDR. Stanley Nkwachinekenkwerenneyaemezula Macebuh, who passed on Saturday night, could aptly be tagged the progenitor of what has become known as the intellectual flank of Nigerian journalism.
NY Mets coaches filming own footage of players at spring training Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 6:04AMHelps in analysis of mechanics both in bullpen and batting cage
Scenes from the Oscars Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 5:38AMNeil Patrick Harris has hosted the Tonys and the Emmys, so maybe we shouldn't have been surprised that he opened the Oscars with a song-and-dance number, "No One Wants to Do It Alone." But we were.
Leeds Rhinos: Dan's focused on the Rhinos Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 4:54AMDanny Buderus has confirmed he is keen to return to Aussie club Newcastle Knights – but only after he has completed his business with Leeds Rhinos. (08/03/2010 14:00:00)
Quality Products for the Concrete Industry for More Than 50 Years, by Greenstreak Group Incorporated, a Feature of ... Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 4:23AMSUGAR LAND, TX--(Marketwire - March 8, 2010) - Industrial Info Resources (Sugar Land, Texas) will host special guest Greenstreak Group Incorporated (St. Louis, Missouri) on this week's "Industry Today" webcast. Greenstreak manufactures and engineers a complete line of products and solutions for water and chemical containment for concrete structures, joint reinforcement solutions for large slabs ...
Former Blazer Chris Dudley seeks to outpoint Republican rivals at state GOP conference Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 8:18PMSEASIDE -- In Oregon's first marquee Republican gubernatorial debate, the consensus in the GOP crowd was that businessman Allen Alley gave the sharpest presentation and former legislator John Lim was the funniest. But it was former Trail Blazers center Chris...
TV Review: Zach Galifianakis: From EW vault Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 7:08PMAnyone who has seen The Hangover (opening tomorrow) will tell you that they’re already intoxicated by the film’s breakout star, 39-year-old Zach Galifianakis.
Zach Galifianakis: From EW vault Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 7:06PMBy Kate Ward In June '09, we chatted with tonight's ''SNL'' host about then-new ''Hangover,'' ''upcoming'' HBO show, more
Spring break with the kids Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 6:23PMFrom skiing to cruising to Disney, there are great deals for spring break with the kids Who says college kids have all the fun? I've spent spring breaks hunting for the perfect sand dollar on a Sanibel Island beach, watching major leaguers at spring training with my little leaguers and exploring the Grand Canyon with a couple of young hikers who were thrilled to become Junior Rangers.
Who wants to be an Oscar host. I don't! Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 6:11PMOscar host. It is an honour just to be asked to MC Hollywood's night of nights. Few have had the privilege, and the status that comes with it follows them to their grave.
Teo plays an unlikely role Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 6:07PMFor someone whose name is now a box office guarantee, it is hard to believe that David Teo, the man behind successful movies like Adnan Sempit and Jangan Pandang Belakang, was not at all interested in movies 10 years ago.
Earl Ofari Hutchinson: Quirky Gender Bias in the Death Penalty Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 12:55PMLinda Carty is the rarest of rarities. She's a British subject who once sang for the Prince of Wales. She's a principal in a...
Wind in your sails Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 12:47PMYachts and sports boats are the latest must-haves for the super rich in India.
In-Flight Entertainment: The Invention of Lying Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 10:18AMStale pretzels and lukewarm sodas aside, in-flight movies provide a great opportunity for you to catch up on some of films that you didn't get to see while they were in theatres. Besides, what else are you going to do during your flight? Stare at the seat in front of you?
Spring break with the kids Saturday, March 6, 2010 @ 9:11AMFrom skiing to cruising to Disney, there are great deals for spring break with the kids From skiing to cruising to Disney, there are great deals for spring break with the kids
Luxury cruise ship forced to dock at container wharf Thursday, March 4, 2010 @ 6:46PMOne of the world's biggest and plushest cruise liners has docked in Auckland - at the container wharf.